"Well, that escalated quickly"Xavier the Happy Bear says: Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:00)
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Duck, when you see this comingGot a little allotment, nothing too grand, just grow a bit of veg and keep a few chicken and ducks.
Have a big mean old mallard that we call Bruce Lee because he comes flying at you like a ninja when you go to feed them and is always the one that gets the most food.
Theyre good for keeping down the garden pests though, specially snails, I collect the snails, break their shells and chuck them into the pen where they are gobbled up.
Bruce of course bullies his way to the front and theres an almighty scuffle while he stuffs his beak, the result being..
Escargot laded quack lee
Oh I ought to be thoroughly ashamed of myself for that
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