Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Sweet revenge!
About 10 years ago I was shagging the bosses's son where I worked. Don't know why - he had ginger hair and wore a lot of tweed. He did have a girlfriend, (I know I'm a bad bunny), but to be honest he had been cheating on her for years. It was all cool - nothing heavy was wanted by either of us and we just had fun. After about 9 months he tells me he wants to finish it because he wants to be faithfull to his girlfriend.I think ok - good on him. Just before this another girl starts working at our place. A jewish hippy - very girly. All us girls at the office get to know her and all seems ok but she is a little strange and we cant put our finger on it. Then we find out from her that she is seeing the bosses son. We'll I was livid. Not because he finished with me but because he had lied about it. She starts telling us things he's told her in secrecy. Turns out these things he also told me. We decide to let things get more heated between them before I tell her about my fraternization with him. We get pally with her and try to find out about her. Turns out she has an irrational fear of getting Aids - weird I know. He's spun some story to her about being only faithfull to currant girlfriend and really likes hippy girl. Well' we then decide to let hippy girl into full story about him. Serial shagger and makes up stories to get girls into bed. She goes mental and tells boss about his son's indiscetions and complaining that she may have aids. I'm pretty sure the boss knew of his sons business but chose not to interfere. Hippy girl goes and gets aids test and leaves work. Ha Ha
Negative by the way.
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:28, Reply)
About 10 years ago I was shagging the bosses's son where I worked. Don't know why - he had ginger hair and wore a lot of tweed. He did have a girlfriend, (I know I'm a bad bunny), but to be honest he had been cheating on her for years. It was all cool - nothing heavy was wanted by either of us and we just had fun. After about 9 months he tells me he wants to finish it because he wants to be faithfull to his girlfriend.I think ok - good on him. Just before this another girl starts working at our place. A jewish hippy - very girly. All us girls at the office get to know her and all seems ok but she is a little strange and we cant put our finger on it. Then we find out from her that she is seeing the bosses son. We'll I was livid. Not because he finished with me but because he had lied about it. She starts telling us things he's told her in secrecy. Turns out these things he also told me. We decide to let things get more heated between them before I tell her about my fraternization with him. We get pally with her and try to find out about her. Turns out she has an irrational fear of getting Aids - weird I know. He's spun some story to her about being only faithfull to currant girlfriend and really likes hippy girl. Well' we then decide to let hippy girl into full story about him. Serial shagger and makes up stories to get girls into bed. She goes mental and tells boss about his son's indiscetions and complaining that she may have aids. I'm pretty sure the boss knew of his sons business but chose not to interfere. Hippy girl goes and gets aids test and leaves work. Ha Ha
Negative by the way.
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:28, Reply)
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