Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Locked Flat mates catIn his room so it shat in his bed.
Well he never cleaned out the litter tray and used to piss off out every evening leaving a hungry and needing to shit cat to annoy me.
Not to mention the horrific smell of 4 week old cat litter in the middle of summer
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M o D, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:46,
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