
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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but instead of milk it was orange squash and instead of almond oil it was my very own baby gravy
i kinda regret not telling him but i and his former house mates all avoid him like the plague
i did however tell everyone else in the house (there were 8 of us in a 7 bedroom house)
i bet he loved it though
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 17:54, Reply)
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