Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I was a surveyor.We were out in the woods on a farm doing a topological survey one fall afternoon, and I was the one carrying the prism rod (that is, not the one running the instrument). I had just taken a measurement when a godawful BANG went off near me.
"Jim?" I yelled. "What the fuck was that?"
"Don't worry about it. Just take the last shot and come out of there."
When I emerged from the woods Jim looked highly annoyed. "Two guys asked me if they could go hunting in there and I told them no, that I had someone out there. The assholes just circled around behind you and went in there anyway."
My blood went cold as I thought about these Elmer Fudds shooting around me. Just as I was going to say something about them there was another BANG, this time a lot louder- in other words, they were aiming toward us.
I let out a terrible scream which about made Jim shit, and he stared at me. I shrugged and said, "Just giving them something to think about." And I picked up the instrument and headed toward the truck.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 19:14,
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