Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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A guywas sitting next to me and was constantly asking for money. Im a nice guy normaly, and can tolerate this kind of behaviour.
After a few hours, I had enough. As soon as I stood up, I heard a "hey mayte cord you sparree sum change GRAAAGHH"
I kicked that tramp in the face as hard as I could. Then i kicked him again. And again. And again. Infact I kept kicking him until all that was left of his face was his nose- which was for some reason, made from steel. Just to make sure he was dead I shot him with my shotgun about 5 times.
Then, I ran him over with a steamroller and dumped his poor excuse for a body on the train tracks. Once the train had done its business, I put him in a vat of whisky for a few days.
When I took him out I set him on fire and he burnt for a long time. Finally I put him in a rocket and sent him to the moon.
Do not ask me for change, because I will do the same to you.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 19:19, Reply)
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