Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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The Cresta Run...In the pub one night, for some reason - OK, I was winding him up - one of my best mates took offence and poured most of a pint of beer over my head.
Did I smash his face off?
No.
I nipped home, had a shower and changed my clothes. Then back to the pub, stopping at a corner shop on the way.
"So why the beer chucking?" I asked my pal.
"You deserved it," he said importantly.
"Look what I've got," I said, producing the can of Pineapple Cresta (yes, it was al l-o-n-g time ago) from my pocket and shaking it in front of him quite vigorously.
Then I opened it in his face, made sure his groin was liberaly doused, and ran off before he went Tonto.
Happy days...
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 19:49,
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