Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Number 1Driving home from work through the city centre one night my friends and i stopped for a bite to eat. Long story short, we met a group of girls we all knew, one of whom was all over me like a (very drunken and thus horny and not ashamed too admit it) rash. I decided it best not to take advantage and drove everyone to their separate houses when we were ready to leave.
Of course in school i discussed the previous nights antics with my mates, infamously using the phrase "shoulda, woulda, coulda" when describing the girl...
About a week later we were out again, drunk ourselves this time, when the same girl approached me and made it obvious she knew of my use of the above embarassing phrase, and was willing to divulge who spread the news, so long as i hatched a revenge plan with her.
Again, to cut a long story short, i bought some Viagra from the doormen... we sat down either side of him and she spiked his drink, after about 15 mins of idle chit-chat i brazenly leaned across him to snog the girl, whilst subtly emptying a bottle of water onto the culprits crotch.
Oh the hilarity when he realised he couldnt conceal his "excitement" while the girl was "drying" the front of his trousers, and for the next 12 hours (allegedly).
Length, i didnt get chance to see, his pants were pretty wet and so were mine as a result of pissing myslef laughing.
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 21:05,
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