Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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A lad I live with who is a massive vain windowlicking mongoften has very long showers, meaning no-one can use the bathroom for 45 minutes at a time.
So every now and then, while I'm making myself a sandwich and he's having a cleanliness orgy, I just turn off the hot water for a minute or so.
The sound of his big girly squeals, audible from the kitchen, fill me with sadistic delight.
And the best thing is, he still hasn't cottoned on yet.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 21:25,
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