Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Oh look..it does shatter(kinda a revenge/lesson story, but bum to you if you dont like it)
Well...school...
Crap time had by moi..small in size, big on brains(cells) and genrally better then pond life that went there with me.
Bullys.. god i hate them...
then one day... my mind snapped...{insert sound of mind schnapping here]
was in maths class..and the twunt behind me kept hitting the back of my chair
So I sttod up..and quite calmly..picked up one of those rock hard plastic rulers..you know the ones ment to be "Shatter proof".
This then was applied to back of his head with enough force to shatter said ruler and send pieces of it all over the classroom.
In the storm like quite that followed, I calmly sat down and continued with my work.
No-one even looked at me funny. Shame i not do it a few years earlier
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 22:08, Reply)
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