Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Re Junk mailI was recently pushed over the edge when I returned home to find my small letterbox crammed so full of shit that the postman probably couldn't fit real post into it. Among the pointelss flyers was a letter from a company offering to loan me money. They had provided a Freepost address, so I wrapped up a Yellow Pages in brown paper and sent them that. Hope it cost a lot.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, Reply)
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