Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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To all the school bullies...
...all the cow-irkers who took the piss out of me
... everyone who ever looked down on me
... the psycho ex-GF's
Hello, I'm doing fine and I'm happy.
The only time I devote any time to thinking of you is when I read B3ta QOTW and think "yeah, I know a cranberry like that... oh well"
My revenge is to make you irrelevant to me. Learn this lesson well: you do not matter.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:17, Reply)
...all the cow-irkers who took the piss out of me
... everyone who ever looked down on me
... the psycho ex-GF's
Hello, I'm doing fine and I'm happy.
The only time I devote any time to thinking of you is when I read B3ta QOTW and think "yeah, I know a cranberry like that... oh well"
My revenge is to make you irrelevant to me. Learn this lesson well: you do not matter.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:17, Reply)
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