Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Chavs down the road, i'm sure you can relate to thisThere is one particular chav that happens to live on a council estate rather near to me and he likes (or should I say liked) to throw stones at me and generally be a todger.
So naturally the other day, when i saw him showing off sliding down a banister rail at school, i stuck around.
Now i was planning to find a large, sharp and heavy object in his motion path but the heavens did the job for me as he slipped and fell flat on his face.
He rolled over crying and bleeding, nose completely fucked. I couldn't help but grab this opportunity by the collar.
Cue a video I rather like of a dickhead chav who thinks he is hard crying and bleeding being shown to people all over the school on my phone.
He has left me alone ever since.
I am evil for doing this but the therapeutic feelings of humiliating a nemesis bring overwhelming temptation.
Length? (Insert overused and un-amusing length joke here)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:30, Reply)
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