Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Call centres, hate 'emA few years back I worked in a call centre and had to call a customer regarding something, however, he had a shite answerphone message, one that went...
"Hello? Hello? I can't hear you, speak up, HA HA GOT YOU!!!"
Anyways, after trying to call the twat a few times I left the following message
"Hello sir, I'm calling from her Majesties Customs and Excise regarding a certain package you ordered from abroad, we will be in touch shortly"
I really hope his wife got that message and not him
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:00, Reply)
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