Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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this is a story of a right Twunt.....who fucked me about for god knows how long, he ripped the piss one last time when we went camping, heh he just said one word and that was it. I was on him like a drunk bezerk Gorilla (apparantly), i got him around the neck and slammed him down, then got him into a choke hold until he mearly passed out.
scratched deep the bitch, at least he was better afterwards, but still is a cock.
i'll carry on about him and what he did to other people (in one week):
-teabagged about 3 people (teabagging is the act of inserting ones testicals into someone elses mouth, the victims are usually male)
- making another person take a shower in their cloths and taking their clothes
he is also a closet gay, hope he'll get genital warts or something
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:27,
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