Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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landlord kept our rent deposit.Back in College - in Wash DC. - me and 2 friends rented a house in the suburbs for a year. I am a neatfreak and always have been. I even rented a carpet steamer/cleaner for the carpets half way through our rental to keep the place clean. Fast forward to the end of the lease -- The Landlord kept the ENTIRE deposit of $1300.00 (650 pounds) -- said the place was a mess, we didn't rake the fucking leaves in the back of the house and he had to hire a cleaning company to do it... My roommates had all moved away and I was stuck explaing why they didn't get their part of the deposit back. We all still fucking hate him.
Revenge: I got a rubber stamp made with his name and address on it - 10 dollars. I then went to the local mega-book store - to the magazine section - and took out close to 120 business reply postcards - the ones that you fill out to have the magazine sent to you -- and then they bill you for the yearly subscripition. I stayed up late stamping those cards and marking the "bill me" box -- I made sure I picked the magazines that he would not like - like those for children or ones on quilting. I hope that asshole landlord spent HOURS on the phone clearing up the mess...
- cathartic, thank you.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:47, Reply)
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