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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Summer camp
Best experience of my life and I would recommend it to anyone. However, there is, and will always be, in any situation, one complete prat. This one happened to be Australian. Anally retentive, a complete arsehat. You get the picture. Very easy to wind up, to boot. My idea of making his life hell? Getting all the kids to mock his accent. Every day. For three months. I believe by the end he was twitching.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:07, Reply)

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