Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Another flatmatewho was lovely for 3 months and then sort of disappeared leaving nothing but some curtains. Turned out he'd paid no rent either.
About a year later, I spotted him in a pub on the other side of town. He looked up just as I came in and caught my eye through the central bar area. I raised a hand to say "wait there", but by the time I got around the bar to the area he was in, he was scarpering out the back door.
Which was a pity, as I was going to buy him a pint and have a chat about where he'd been all this time...
Some people make their own punishments.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:11,
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