Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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the poison dwarf....fucked her ex and then left her skaggy drawers in the laundry basket....so I move on, get over HERRRR. whatever.
3months later her ex has moved in, they go on holiday to magaluf.....(nuff sed)
I stop by the pet shop: two pairs of mice and a box of weetabix as at midnight postman,its surprising what havoc 2, no 12, no 36 mice can do within a 3 week period-apparently.
and I still fucken hate social workers, working up to their next holiday whem I can stuff the air bricks with low grade cod....
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:25, Reply)
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