Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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that taught himOne summers evening in Tokyo me and a few Liverpuddlian friends tried to half inch a humungus ghetto blaster from a shop but the staff got the hump and chased us down the street and took it back. . Five minutes later I was accosted by a Japanese old bill who grabbed my arm very roughly and tried to drag me towards the cop shop. Imagine his surprise when I blootered him one right on the end of his jaw, grabbed his truncheon and gave him a bloody good hiding with it. That'll teach them(Japanese old bill) FUCK THE FILTH
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 3:44, Reply)
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