Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Millenium EveIn 1999 I worked in a pub in Sheffield called the Psalter Tavern. I worked there for a couple of months and had told the landlord, Brian, that I would not be able to work Millenium Eve.
Work continued apace, and two friends of mine joined as silver service waiters and bar staff. Again, all said they couldn't work Millenium Eve.
We got to the 19th December, and Brian told us that if we didn't work Millenium Eve, we could work the end of the week, then we'd be out of a job.
That evening, 60 WI people were booked in for a meal with Silver Service. I spoke to Neil, and we all just sacked off work leaving Brian with only himself, 1 barman and 1 pot washer, along with chefs, to cover 60 diners silver service and run a busy bar.
I went in a month later and was thrown out with extreme prejudice. I went back a month after that and the brewery had removed Brian from his post. Mainly because of the volume of complaints received at Christmas.
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