Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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i'meither far too nice or far too wet for this qotw. i've never done anything like this!
what could i say...
my client's tenant didn't pay his rent so i stat demanded him. ha!
or...
my client's vendor failed to comply with its obligations so i issued an application in the high court for specific performance AND then i was awarded all my costs. mwa ha ha ha.
bring on the "lousy sex" or the "mad boss" or the "obscure instructions" or the "what makes you really mad" qotw, then i'll have lots to say. that'll show all of you, that will...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 12:50,
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