Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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ImmacReading that post just now reminded me of someone I know called John New. Yes, I'm naming him as he's told everyone in Portsmouth anyway.
He had this GF a few years ago and they were heavily into the sex thing - some of it a bit nasty from what I can gather - whips and stuff - he'd deliberately wind her up before the act and she'd respond whipmering down the phone - they both got off on it but it was a very strange way for him to get it up, so to speak. They were also into massage oils and used to get into bin bags full of the stuff so they could roll around together. I digress........anyway this one particular time I think the whips where out and the cuffs, so he tied her up like a monkey and then did what men do to women like that.....anyway after she was untied she insisted she massage him...you know what's coming ? ha ha anyway she rubbed in an entire tube of Immac (now called Veet I understand) into his complete torso. Next morning he gets into the shower only to find himself completely devoid of any human hair on his chest and his back (he looked very strange - he actually showed us his bareness in the Bridge Tavern later that day). I couldn't stop laughing, we all took the piss big time. Well done Sandra, he's still the arsehole he was when you knew him.
*Cough*
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