Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Iron horseTop tip for amusement at others expense:
After a night out in Birmingham city centre, provide a means for Mr Abefroman to travel home one. Mr Abefroman is tired and emotional after visiting several pubs and has left his associates to it in the pub (he being a tad old and boring).
We prefer the means to be nice warm train (the last one of the night) and add to this the gentle rocking motion plus the fact he's drunk, you can have a good laugh at him when you wake him up at the end of the line in Lichfield. There's no more trains going back the other way so there's extra humour in knowing he has to pay £30 for a taxi to get back to Erdington. That'll teach him to set the alarm on his mobile phone in the future.
Yours,
Central Trains Ltd.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:24,
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