Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Idiot revengeAt university, there was this guy called Pete who I never really liked very much, and for whom I did a favour (I don't really remember what - something to do with computers, I think). He promised me a tenner, but after getting said favour instead "owed me one".
Later that week, me and some mates were on the way back from the pub when one guy realised we were about to pass Pete's room. So he threw a bottle through his window. This was completely out of character and it took me a few seconds to realise what had happened and leg it.
Next morning, Pete comes in to lectures saying about how some bastard had heaved a bottle through his neighbour's window for no reason.
So, I guess that taught the hapless neighbour a valuable lesson: never live next door to someone like Pete.
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