Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Gas Leak...at school one of my friends was been an arsebiscuit, so we locked him in a cupboard and he started throwing and smashing things in the dark.... few hours later everything smelt of gas...
oops, dunno what he did, but everyone got sent home early :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:58,
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