Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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MINERS STRIKEI wasn't there but have it on several authorites the following happened.
During the miners strike during the mid 80's in the UK the pickets at Bold Colliery biult a large 6+ ft snowman by the picket line.
The officer commanding the police "Superintendant Nasher" told the pickets in no uncertain terms that the snowman was blocking the footpath, therefore an obstruction, therefore illegal, and told them to get rid. The pickets, in turn, told him to go shaft himself.
"Right" says the Super "I'll f**king move it!" and with that jumps into his brand new Police Range Rover, slams it into reverse and rams the snowman.
The crunchy, smashing noise that resulted from hitting the snowman was because those naughty, naughty pickets had in fact built the snowman over a rather large Letter Box.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:27, Reply)
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