The BossMy chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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Mr Hoppy!!My boss at my last proper job (i.e. not academia) was an enthusiastic, dedicated man who always did his best to listen and respond to the concerns of his workforce.
Unfortunately, he had the voice of Ivan Dobsky, the Meat-Safe Murderer. He may have been talking about a new client design, or a change in order quantities, but I was hearing "I never done it. I only said I done it so they wouldn't give me another jalfrezi enema..."
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:48, 5 replies)
I never done itI only said I did so they'd take the rat trap off my scrotal sack.
*click* for the excellent Monkey Dust reference good sir.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:06, closed)
Mr Hoppy!Nooooo!
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:35, closed)
Or...*pop*
"Take me bell-end out the chilli sauce"
*returns to lurking*
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:44, closed)
"I only said I done it so they'd sew me knuckles back on"and Clive. "i've been spit-roasting a hooker with your dad"
(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 3:53, closed)
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