
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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'Foxy, just so you know I'm taking tomorrow and Friday off.' Fair enough really, the whole team had been working on this damn CRM project for 3 months now, so a bit of R&R was acceptable for management too I suppose. 'I take it you'll be in tomorrow then?'
'Of course.' (Well, maybe a couple of hours late. Who's to know?)
'What time will you be in?' (Shit, he's on to me. Play cool Foxy and we're in the clear)
'Er, 9 boss.'
'Really?'
'Okay, 11 at the latest.' (Damn my honesty)
'Would it be easier if I just gave you the time off as well?'
'But I've not got any holidays left for the year?'
'Don't worry, neither have I. See you Monday.'
My manager is a legend.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)
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