a previous boss of mine
for a company i worked for a couple of years ago now. an absolute fucking maniac would be the only way to fully describe her. no, actually add to that an ugly, fat disgusting bully who loved to terrorise everyone in the office, i can only presume for the sick satisfaction she got from it all. worse still, she seemed to pick on me more than anyone else for whatever reason, and would regularly scream and shout at me in front of everyone if things weren't done within ridiculously tight deadlines (which were set by herself by the way, i can only imagine just to give her the excuse she needed to pick on me when i inevitably fell short of her outrageous demands).

everything came to a head one morning when, after much screaming and shouting in my general direction i suddenly snapped and shouted 'shut the fuck up' straight back in her face. the entire open-plan office went deathly silent. everyone stared. but i wasn't finished. i then went on the attack and verbally ripped her to shreds in front of everyone before casually strolling out of the office never to return.

luckily i wasn't out of work for long though, i got another job pretty soon afterwards as a badass assassin, where i learnt how to dodge bullets from angelina jolie and everything. the boss there turned out to be a bit of a cunt too though and i had to kill him in the end.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:03, 4 replies)

Smooth....
....although I am having a 'I wish I thought of that' moment.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:05, closed)

Aye
The best bit whas when you hit you so called best freind with the Keyboard and the letters speltout F U C K Y O U.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:08, closed)

Awww,
I Wanted to do this one. ;)
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:16, closed)

Your dad
had sick moves.

Except he's NOT your dad! Aaah!
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:00, closed)