The Boss
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
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( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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I took advantage of my boss' kind heart and gullible nature.
Whenever he asked me to do something I would pretend I didn't quite understand, until he eventually gave up and showed me how to do it. As he was doing it he'd say things like "See? This is how it's done... do you get it now?" And I'd put my finger to my mouth in a comical fashion and go "uhhh I think so..."
We would both keep this up until he'd finished the task at hand.
Brilliant. I never worked a day.
Length? Depended on the job, but sometimes it would go on for hours.
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
Whenever he asked me to do something I would pretend I didn't quite understand, until he eventually gave up and showed me how to do it. As he was doing it he'd say things like "See? This is how it's done... do you get it now?" And I'd put my finger to my mouth in a comical fashion and go "uhhh I think so..."
We would both keep this up until he'd finished the task at hand.
Brilliant. I never worked a day.
Length? Depended on the job, but sometimes it would go on for hours.
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
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