I was training to be in the armed forces.
As I had reasonably good grades, and apparently a rather well-known Dad, I was snapped up by officer training. Unfortunately, one of our training officers did not get on very well. There was this one absolute bastard of a test he devised which everybody failed. Well, I worked out a way to pass it and really fucked him off. He complained that I cheated and I got suspended from the academy.

Anyway, a small incident occurred whilst I was suspended. His planet was destroyed by a rogue alien, and his mother was killed. He didn't take too kindly to my suggestions that we should go hunt down this motherfucker, so he ejected me over a desolate ice world where I met his future self, we transported back onto his ship and I proved him to be emotionally compromised.

Which was nice.

Yours,

James T Kirk

/anorak.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:32, 3 replies)

saw it coming
at "bastard of a test"

/TNG-era uniform.
(venort apparently exists, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 6:58, closed)

Yup.
Too recent.
(Scritty Bakerman., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:33, closed)

you bastard!
you given away the whole plot of the filum? i haven't seen it yet!! :o(
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:08, closed)