Poor lady indeedy...
The last Gaylett chat i had before i left (ok was asked to leave) went a little like this....

Me: Hey, hows the good lady then Gaylett?

sometimes i liked to call him Gaylett, he didnt like it, however he liked the fact we were mates (snigger) cos we had nicknames for each other, insecure nob rot that he is.

Gaylett: Hmm, shes a boring twat, I tell ya if i wanna chuck my muck i'd be better off down the morgue! bloody lifeless in bed she is!

Now i had the pleasure of meeting said lady, and apart from her obvious very poor taste in men she was alright, so that comment was quite harsh. So now with an audience in the smoke shelter i replied.

Me: Well think about it, when youre letting a halfwit, inbred, sweaty, ape shove his funstick up you, i can imagine that it would be hard to get excited, give her a break eh?

Cue many laughs..... in hindsight i did not get much support when i got my suspension.....but hey in a better job now so fuck him!
(MudButton does not mean to offend but......, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:52, 1 reply)

Hee hee...

You'd think if they weren't compatible, then he would've thought twice about marrying her and getting her up t'duff...but that would go against his golden rule of proposing within 5 seconds of crashing his yogurt truck into some poor unsuspecting woman.

I think he was secretly engaged to the sample cup for a couple of months...
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