I like playing with bosses
It's not that I have a problem in particular with authority...just that I like challenging it by making bosses feel strange and odd by playing with their minds.

For example; my current boss; she's quite tall & bony so I rub her spine from time to time as she's talking to me. She gets a bit freaked out by it, and that's kinda the point. I just squeeze her cheeks and make kiddie-playing noises at her and she loves it. Then we carry on working. Well amusing.

Or playing my super-bosses head like a bongo in meetings - always fun.
It's like whenever I do stuff like this (and only to bosses I know well, mind)...they're so shocked they just accept it. I say outraged; it's always in good spirit so no harm done.

Bellowing "CUNT!" at my ex-boss in his office was a favourite practise of mine, followed loudly with "...so give me a pay-rise then?". I seem to remember walking into my ex-bosses office just to guff in it...then walk out again; no explanation offered. He got me back by banning me from shitting in the office.

Bosses. They're just lonely people that want attention too you know! Play with one today!
( slippery doctore, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:11, 1 reply)

Clicked.
Because I now have an insanely strong desire to go and play my millionaire MD's head like a bongo. Just so you know, it won't be happening. I can see myself ending up without a job, and many of my teeth.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, closed)