Think I know the place...
The next time I'm in the mighty Cov I may go and seek this bloke out just so I can call him a cunt to his face... the cunt...
( SpankyHanky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:40, 1 reply)

Which cunt?...

Sorry mate, with that place you're going to have to narrow it down ;)

BTW - I live very close to Walsgrave Hospital...If you're ever near, then we shall meet and booze until our names change to 'Oliver Reid'.

The hospital is convenient for the inevitable stomach pump that we would require :)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:51, closed)

That's where I was born
Apparently my mum was in the bed just next to Cilla Black, who had her sprog there. My mum was eagerly chatting away to Cilla while she was having her baby-ravaged gash sewn up after giving birth. My mum always tells people there could've been a mix up in the hospital and I could actually be Cilla's child... Now that, my friend, is a fucking odd thing for your new girlfriend to hear when she goes round to your parents house for the first time.

As for going out and partying like its nineteen-ninety-nine, I'd be well up for that. (Just as long as you promise not to man rape me in the bogs)...

And the next time your down in Landan I'll drop whatever I'm doing (unless its the girlfriend, in which case I'll finish giving her thirty seconds of intense pleasure first before lovingly putting my cloths on and fucking off out the door), and meet up for some of the fizzy falling down water...

Cheers oh, and x x x x x x
( SpankyHanky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:09, closed)

Small world,
Spanky you will be delighted to know that the Nobfather also resides in the mighty Cov...although i dont think he was born there, certainly not in a bed near Cilla Black anyway! we would of heard the story i am sure.

So if it is drinks in Cov, for comedy purposes Pooflake should invite him too, and see our pain first hand!
(MudButton does not mean to offend but......, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:48, closed)

I'm a free man now...

And there is nothing on this earth that could persuade me to go drinking with the waste of DNA that is Gaylett...Even if he was buying the drinks

Remember that, Mudbutton?)

In fact, it's a hard push drinking with any of them lot...and that's the god's honest truth

(Private joke - sorry everybody)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:08, closed)