while working for a paper merchant in Slough
I had this right cockend of a boss. He thought he was really sophisticated and funny but in actual fact was just a chubby little tit with a goatee. His assistant, (another total knobend who was in the TA) was always licking his arse.

Anyway, the company agreed to take part in a fly-on-the-wall documentary by the BBC. This just made him 10 times as much of a twat.

The worst day ever was Comic Relief and the company decided to do some fund-raising stuff. We had just witnessed a disco dance by the area manager and one of the girls which was nice, but then the boss decided he had to do one better with this almighty spazz of a dance which he reckoned was a fusion of "Flashdance and MC Hammer shit" He made a total cock of himself.

They made him redundant after that.

Oh no wait. This didn't actually happen to me did it?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:57, 2 replies)

For this to be funny
You need to make the title and at least the first 3 paragraphs un-instantly recognisable. :)
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:12, closed)

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Agrees
(mon bison powered by magnets, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:14, closed)