The Boss
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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Top Gun
MD discovers one of his exec hasn't see the film Top Gun. Gives entire company the week off to re-make the film.
Then posts re-make on YouTube. It's probably about as good as you think it's going to be. Assuming you think it's going to be fucking terrible, that is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvwFqy3rIAc
( , Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, 2 replies)
MD discovers one of his exec hasn't see the film Top Gun. Gives entire company the week off to re-make the film.
Then posts re-make on YouTube. It's probably about as good as you think it's going to be. Assuming you think it's going to be fucking terrible, that is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvwFqy3rIAc
( , Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, 2 replies)
Don't be too hard on yourself.....
The original=loads of (frankly very good if you like planes) footage of hot sexy machinery hurtling around, combined with a bunch of twats who think they are so cool that quite honestly they make you want to spew.
Yours=loads of (frankly very good if you like planes) footage of hot sexy machinery hurtling around, combined with a bunch of chaps dicking about and not taking it too seriously.
On that basis yours is actually better than the original.
Also, seeing as military nicknames/callsigns tend to be given to you more for taking the mick, ie. you would probably be more likely to get things like "chocstar" and "bellend", yours is probably more accurate as well.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:14, closed)
The original=loads of (frankly very good if you like planes) footage of hot sexy machinery hurtling around, combined with a bunch of twats who think they are so cool that quite honestly they make you want to spew.
Yours=loads of (frankly very good if you like planes) footage of hot sexy machinery hurtling around, combined with a bunch of chaps dicking about and not taking it too seriously.
On that basis yours is actually better than the original.
Also, seeing as military nicknames/callsigns tend to be given to you more for taking the mick, ie. you would probably be more likely to get things like "chocstar" and "bellend", yours is probably more accurate as well.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:14, closed)
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