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My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.

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(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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Now I'm self employed
I have had a total of 6 bosses in my career and they have been mostly good.

There was one who was a complete and utter cunt and if I saw him in the street I would not hesitate in bludgeoning him to death. My job is very specific and after taking a year out working abroad I came back to the uk to find the job market a bit sparse. I applied for few jobs and only one came up. This guy gave me a load of what I later found out to be bollocks and I ended up working 4 days a week, 13 hours a day on my own running his business whilst he swanned around town in his porsche seducing some old slappers behind his wifes back. Each morning he came in and found something to bollock me about, no matter how well i had done the day before. This became a war of attrition eventually and he got more and more frustrated with the fact that no matter what he threw at me I would laugh it off and ignore his ridiculous demands. Eventually he 'let me go' and gave me 40 minutes notice, thank you very much. What the cunt didn't know was that because I was the only one there I had no one to control me. I could easily pocket money from the till and disguise the evidence. I skimmed off the top for months and he never knew a thing about it. I am not proud of what I did but I do not regret taking the cunt for a ride as he was definitely out to make my life a living hell.

If anyone wants his details I would be happy to give them
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:27, 4 replies)
I'd rather have your details.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:35, closed)
I'd have been tempted
to phone his wife with the details of his affair. Using a public call box of course.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:45, closed)
This.
most definitely.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:44, closed)
good work!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:35, closed)

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