The BossMy chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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I usedto work on a sugar cane plantation in Barbados that did a bit of business on the side raising sheep. Fucking hard work. Very fucking hard work. Then one day the boss called me into his office, glanced up at my sweating manly form, and said gruffly:
"You're fired!"
And that was that. Not another fucking word. I was back in the UK within the week with no fucking severence pay, nothing.
Thats what you get for mixing sugar cane and sheep husbandry -
I was sacked by a man who lived, ate, breathed, and probably shagged according to the laws of
Alamb Sugar.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:06, 1 reply)
Naughty Big Grant! *slaps wrist*...Your post made me groan for so long that I forgot to breathe in again and subsequently passed out.
Once the paramedics brought me round again I clicked.
God help me, but I did.
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