Probably a repost
I once stole some toilet paper from The Foreign & Commonwealth office in that there London.
It was that crap shiny paper stuff but each sheet was printed with
'Property of Foreign & Commonwealth office' or something like that
So it would have been rather rude not to really.

Once stood by the meat counter in a supermarket and a man walked up, put an open bag on the floor and proceeded to calmly fill it with joints of beef, then with a wink at me standing there gaping open mouthed, just nonchalantly walked out of the shop.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 17:26, 1 reply)

The FCO have had much more than that stolen.
I used to know some embassy workers in Venezuela who put MP expense claims to shame.

As for the meat counter bloke, I think I may have met him. A couple of years ago I was waiting to collect my son from an after school club when a bloke with a big shoulder bag came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy any meat.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 17:51, closed)