my dad used to travel a lot with work
and once, when our telly remote had broken he found himself in a hotel with exactly the same telly, but the remote worked fine. Not wanting to steal it only for them to inventory the room after he left and charge him for the missing remote, he phoned down to reception to complain that it was already missing.
A dude pops up with a 'replacement', which the old man swiftly pops into his suitcase.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:12, 1 reply)

LIES.
Who ever heard of a functional hotel remote?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:27, closed)