Something about some Time Lord cunt
stealing a TARDIS.

Cunt that he is.

I bought mine, you know. Cost a fucking fortune. Shame the bastard isn't working though.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:39, 8 replies)

ts;dr

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 22:58, closed)

TAR;DIS

(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 23:07, closed)

Phew! You're safe! I'd been searching everywhere!
But all I got was 'query failed' :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 23:23, closed)

why doesn't it work?
Just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. That should fix it
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:03, closed)

WELL DUH
first thing I tried.

Dunno what's wrong with it, seems to be something to do with Artron energy flows. At least that's what the Fault Locator says. Must be a blockage somewhere.

Now I know how you poor humans are with your central heating!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:55, closed)

there is an array of attenuators in the primary power transfer system that channels the field bleed and looks like a spatio-temporal hyperlink. Just use bang it there. Hard
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:30, closed)

You just made
that up!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:00, closed)

Nonsense
Common complaint on the old Type 40. Read it in the Rassilons Manual
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 8:34, closed)