OK, so you're standing in front of a judge, right?
"Did you or did you not steal it?"

"No, I didn't"

"But you wrote a full confession on B3ta. I have it here"

"Oh bollocks".

TL;DR. I have never stolen anything, ever.
(username failed moderation, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:08, 4 replies)

This is how the legal system works

(comedy bully grrrr, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:10, closed)

apart from the time from me that it took to read this waste of a post

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:25, closed)

Plus the time to
read this answer.
(username failed moderation, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:23, closed)

not to mention the time it took to type this one

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:25, closed)