I've got this:
When I was about seventeen I shoplifted from a used book store I really liked.

It was a book on karma.

Yes I knew what karma was, I knew what I was doing: really the most perverse thing I've ever done.

Ta-da.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:37, 7 replies)

When I was 17 I stole a book on yoga.
That one got me a long stretch.
( .Yeti., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:14, closed)

If you knew what karma was,
I fail to see how it's perverse. Maybe a little ironic.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:17, closed)

Not even that.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:53, closed)

Firstly, if you actually believe in that shit, you're an idiot.
And if you DO believe in that shit, just because nothing bad has happened to you in retribution so far, doesn't mean it's not going to later. I'm not sure if that makes you more of an idiot or the same amount of an idiot BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS MADE UP BOLLOCKS.
Fuck it, I'll just take it that you're a stupid little pikey and leave it at that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:57, closed)

you reap what you sow

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 21:57, closed)

Your name is Earl?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:06, closed)

I got a book on the occult
I didn't steal it. It just appeared one day.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:31, closed)