I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids
Many moons ago when I old enough for a bit of freedom, but too young for responsibility my group of misfits found ourselves wondering home from a house party at 2am. It was voting season so there were lots of signs to vote for party X or party Y. We decided it would be hilarious to steal some of these signs and post them around our 6th form common room, especially the signs for the conservatives. So we stole a couple of them, and paraded our trophies throughout the village. One of our party did not partake in the festivities as he was on the phone to his girlfriend.

Then an idea hit me, why not put one of the signs in a random persons garden, especially one with an opposing political party sign in their garden. So I spied my target, a house just off our path. So I set off running towards the house and planted the sign with expert precision, and returned to my group before anyone even noticed I had gone. Then my friend on the phone said "Sarah wants to know why you just put a sign in her garden". Yep, not only had I picked a garden of someone I knew, but my friend had told his girlfriend to look out the window as we were passing the top of her street.

I don't even think we posted them in the 6th form common room.
( bobzarkoff, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 0:25, 1 reply)

Oh man, I bet if there'd been roadworks you'd have nicked one of the cones and place in a garden or on the head of a statue or sutin.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 7:17, closed)