Camping in 'The Middle Of Nowhere' ? Careful where ya erect ya tent.
Wife and I went wild camping in the hills one weekend for some chilled beats, quality druqz and a bit of the old 'ows yer father. Like you do.

We put the tent up in a well chosen strategically remote location, giving us good sunshine, good cover and a proper sense of seclusion.

One morning, we were outside the tent, on the grass, her on her back, me bestride her on the vinegar stroke, carefully aiming for the tits/face area.

Just as I finished we became aware of two wimmin' ramblers traversing a hitherto unnoticed footpath just five feet behind our tent.

They saw *everything*

We didn't hear their approach and we'd been at it for some time.

Wonder how long they waited before pressing on ?
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:12, 5 replies)

If you'd known earlier
you could've invited them to join in.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:14, closed)

Nothing more erotic than a bobble-hat!

( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:29, closed)

Pensioners ?
Naaaah
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:31, closed)

they could at least have applauded

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:48, closed)

we did.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, closed)