oh god, this.
except you forgot to add that if you have the misfortune to be camping at a festival, other people will stumble over your tent in the night; some cunt on ketamine will be having a psychotic episode with some fucking bongos at 4am and WITHOUT FAIL you will be sick in a carrier bag at some point as your tent is too small and too hot to escape from quickly when in the grip of a rampaging cider hangover.

shit. i've only bought a fucking ticket again for this year...
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:51, 1 reply)

We may not always see eye-to-eye, Janet...

and by that I mean, it appears (quite rightly) that you consider me to be an utter ball-sack, but I feel compelled to say your reply was top notch, and I couldn't agree more.

*scurries away, still despising camping, whilst eyeing up festival tickets*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:05, closed)

Janet is actually quite a nice person under all those layers of blubber and hatred.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 18:17, closed)

shush it, you terrible bully.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:00, closed)

Be nice.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:43, closed)