OK, random events when camping.
Trying to pretend to be civilised, but sneaking out for a piss in the bush behind the tent and finding that someone had dumped an empty paint can there which went off like a burglar alarm when I hit it.

Being chucked off a campsite for towing a double Lilo with 4 people on it across the damp grass at 40 mph.

Doing a handbrake turn into a 30' gap between two of our tents, discovering the grass was a lot slippier than I thought, and 2 tons of car stopping about an inch and a half from the side of the tent where my mate was shagging his girlfriend.

Getting thrown off of a campsite for causing an explosion when we put a load of petrol on a 'self lighting' barbecue that didn't light.

3 cans of Stella and a doughnut for breakfast.

Being the only one of 8 tents to survive a storm in Dorset that blew most of the beach huts into the water. The campsite looked like an air disaster scene, with a single dome tent standing in the middle of it.

Getting 13 people into a Range Rover to go to the pub, driven by my mate John who agreed not to drink, but had no driving licence.

Most of this and other things are 'you had to be there's', but we had a lot of fun.
(username failed moderation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:22, 9 replies)

So you've done some really stupid things that could have had very serious consequences for other people and got yourself kicked out of camping grounds because of that?
Haha.
Fucking hi-lar-i-ous!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:37, closed)

^^
This.

One man's "just having a laugh" is another man's "inconsiderate bastard"
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:19, closed)

Absolutely.
We were being jackasses, and richly deserved to be turfed out.

We didn't do that all the time.
(username failed moderation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:33, closed)

Oh, you're one of those people who likes 'banter', aren't you? Aren't you clever and original?
(skrinklelada, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:01, closed)

prick.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:45, closed)

Thanks Janet.
You know that means a lot to me.
(username failed moderation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:35, closed)

sounds like you had a laugh
It also seems the people on here have never done anything slightly off when they were younger in the name of fun. All bloody monks and nuns here. Fuck em. Not everyone was born seemingly already middle aged. You get a click cos Janet doesn't like your post
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:18, closed)

Hah.
I've flung enough shit on here myself to know I'd get splattered for posting that lot.

It's just more interesting than telling everyone about the time we all fell asleep at 9.30.
(username failed moderation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:35, closed)

Hey, not all of us have managed to put
our families & friends thru a "I'm gonna commit suicide".
Ok?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:42, closed)