The most cash I've ever carried
There's nothing like carrying large amounts of cash to make yourself feel simultaneously like a lottery winner and an obvious target.
A friend went to buy a car for ten grand, panicked and stuffed it down his pants for safety. It was all a bit smelly by the time he got there and he had to search around for some of it...
Tell us the story behind the most cash you've ever carried.
( , Thu 22 Jun 2006, 10:39)
There's nothing like carrying large amounts of cash to make yourself feel simultaneously like a lottery winner and an obvious target.
A friend went to buy a car for ten grand, panicked and stuffed it down his pants for safety. It was all a bit smelly by the time he got there and he had to search around for some of it...
Tell us the story behind the most cash you've ever carried.
( , Thu 22 Jun 2006, 10:39)
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Carrier bag security
About a yesr ago when I bought my house, I needed to transfer £35k from an account at my building society to the current account at my bank, and it needed to be done by the end of the working day.
I called the building society to tell then what I wanted to do, and they offered to do some electronic transfer thingummy for about £30. I declined their kind offer, reckoning I could do it myself for free. After clearing with them that I was allowed to withdraw that much, I went down to the branch.
Here I withdraw all £35k (in twenties - the cunts), stuck it in my high-security inconspicuous carrying device (a HMV carrier bag), and walked the half mile down the high street to my bank, where I paid it all in.
There's nothing at all unusual about someone walking down a high street with a carrier bag, so I wasn't even worthy of a second glance.
( , Thu 22 Jun 2006, 11:16, Reply)
About a yesr ago when I bought my house, I needed to transfer £35k from an account at my building society to the current account at my bank, and it needed to be done by the end of the working day.
I called the building society to tell then what I wanted to do, and they offered to do some electronic transfer thingummy for about £30. I declined their kind offer, reckoning I could do it myself for free. After clearing with them that I was allowed to withdraw that much, I went down to the branch.
Here I withdraw all £35k (in twenties - the cunts), stuck it in my high-security inconspicuous carrying device (a HMV carrier bag), and walked the half mile down the high street to my bank, where I paid it all in.
There's nothing at all unusual about someone walking down a high street with a carrier bag, so I wasn't even worthy of a second glance.
( , Thu 22 Jun 2006, 11:16, Reply)
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