The most cash I've ever carriedThere's nothing like carrying large amounts of cash to make yourself feel simultaneously like a lottery winner and an obvious target.
A friend went to buy a car for ten grand, panicked and stuffed it down his pants for safety. It was all a bit smelly by the time he got there and he had to search around for some of it...
Tell us the story behind the most cash you've ever carried.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 10:39)
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My brother used to work at a share registryand one time he had to carry over AU$100 million in cheques (mostly made out to cash) from his office to a certain bank. He asked the cabbie to wait for him, and on the way back to his office said "Did you know I had over a hundred million dollars worth of cheques just then?"
The cabbie says "Why didn't you tell me that earlier?"
My brother says "I'm glad I didn't".
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:13,
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